Question And Joke Of The Day

I said i would do so i have. Introducing the first question and joke of the day.

Question: How much nanoseconds in a millisecond- (I will give the answer when 5 answers are in the comments- The same person can give  5  DIFFERENT answers and a different person give the same answer as another person did)


Joke: Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

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